Miserable Retail Slave podcast: S05E29. “Plywood Apologies”

  This week, Randy witnesses an epic attempt at a public apology from a man who did a woman wrong. Hear all about this panicked Romeo’s plywood apology and whether or not it could possibly work. Do ever have someone repeat the same annoying question to you every single day? That’s the problem that has Read More …

Miserable Retail Slave podcast S05E23: “Cigarettes and Sunsets”

In this episode, come navigate the peaks and valleys of life as Randy discovers he’s becoming a wrinkled old raisin. The rants come flying in this episode as the first annual airing of grievances is unleashed upon an unsuspecting world. Plus, Randy has a missed connection of his own and Tommy talks about how he Read More …

Miserable Retail Slave podcast S05E22. “Strangerine”

MC Whopper/ Overly happy retail workers/ Nathan, The Best Gas Station Attendant in the World/ a ball of drugs/ that time someone almost got sold meth/ the nose ring power of fable/ closing the pool/ fake and sarcastic retail/ food tremors/ Call your hotlines, kids/ Tommy’s new haircut/ the wolf man of paris, france/ Honey Read More …

Miserable Retail Slave. S05E12. “Cup of Bugs”

This week, we welcome The Ranty Bastard of “The Retail Rant” podcast. He has an announcement about the future of that show and you guys will be the first to hear it. Also, find out what happened with that online dating message sent last week. Is THE ONE actually The One…or is there a new Read More …

Miserable Retail Slave. S05E11. “Did He Get The Ribs?”

This week, we come up with a new catchphrase for a bad date – “getting the ribs.” We also create a new online dating app called Gettin’ Randy and engage in all sorts of online dating nonsense. We send a message on the podcast to a deserving lass on an online dating site and dub Read More …

Miserable Retail Slave. S05E10. “Shoot Your Shot 2k17”

This week, Randy and Tommy talk about the aftermath of last week’s brutally honest episode. Should Randy get a second chance or is it time to revisit the “Wait It Out” movement? Time is short, so it’s time to shoot your shot. Plus, Randy talks about the struggle to give up sugar and Tommy discusses Read More …