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150. Searching for Wendy Weinberg

Featuring Special Guests Sam and Nick from Laughteristhecure.com !!!



Someone Fell Into Feelings/ Tommy’s a creampuff/ Randy immigrated from Croatia/ Wretched Goat Vomit/ Snapchat filters/ Felecia, the Patron Saint of Byes/ Inspirational/ Tommy is a Choreboy/ 150th episode/ Perpetual pizza/ Tommy the stray cat/ the tougher pasta/ One more to add to the glossary of neck tattoos/ A fight about urban sprawl/ Missed Connections with TRB from The Retail Rant and Dr. Penrose from Penrose vs. Anybody/ The ranking of doctors/ Chicken pants/ Foghorn Eggpants/ Laughteristhecure.com/ Tommy trolls the park/ “Nice umbrella”/ Bit by Bit/ Being a bigger creep than Tommy/ What Laughter is The Cure is all about/ Kevin the VERY friendly ghost/ Mookie/ Smiling is for Life/ Would you rather a Super Mario mushroom or star?/ Tommy’s Nintendo story/ RIP Tootsie/ The One Finger Selfie challenge/ Cocoa Wheats or Nether Bits with Honey/ The Legend of Weedboy/ Missed Connections/Danger Sex/ Cheetos/ Just a dancer named Kitten/ Help out some kids, you selfish pigs/ Nervous poos is a real thing


 
 
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Polite Sick/ Elbow Crooks/ Tommy is Uncle Todd/ Tommy meets Barber Bill/ Nathan, the best gas station attendant in the world/ Randy’s new catchphrase/ Nathan’s friends/ Grapple/ Ruining a man’s day/ Cursed by a lazy eye/ Tommy is a Dick Van Dyke Man/ Are you a New You?/ Tommy’s 2016 New Year’s Resolutions/ Tommy has a house/ Randy needs whimsy/ Sharing a hobby/ Drones/ Facing death/ Hawk fights/ A Hawk Weapon/ Online dating nonsense/ Tommy’s a super quitter/ An age of enlightenment/ Tommy’s worst memory/ These blondes/ A tutor/ Having fun/ Felippe the Hawk/ Aren’t you right?/ Randy’s Career Fair/ Rent-A-Friend/ My new friend Sam/ The Reality Check Best Friend? The Poo to Non-Poo Ratio/ How Tommy got fat/ The Cult of Dr. Penrose

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Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy


(Episode 147)

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Yahoo Answers/ That Mariah Carey/ Scandals/ Moms are weird/ Star Bores/ “Eye Balls, Get Back in My Body”/ Diva Repellant/ Cricks/ People Watching/ A mid-40s date/ Trenchcoat/ Friendzoned/ The Lover Equation/ ‘Gram Worthy/ Missed Connections/ Lil Country Girl/ These O.D.s/ The Miserable Hotline needs your help/ The Start of the Bad/ “You do something special to my Diet Pepsi”/ Tommy almost gets mugged/ Randy the Mallrat/ Got Green/ the Harry Potter Ball/ An app/ Tinder problems/ Facebook is a mating ground/ To become the most interesting man in the world/ sending an online dating message/ The #WaitItOut Movement/ Throwing my hat in the ring/ The Bachelor/ Christine/ Shall we play a game?/ Super Music Maker Deluxe Game/ Young M.A./ Tommy knows what makes the hits/ 

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Daya/ Squadgoals/ Tommy deleted his Twitter

Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and consider donating to the cause!


Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826
Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast
Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave
Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy
Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

mp3 iTunes | Stitcher |RSS Feed |CouchParty App for Android

 
 
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This week on the podcast...

Bizarro Tooth Fairy/ Ranty B and The Retail Rant podcast/ An unexpected adventure/ the saga of Operation: Snake Eyes begins/ Emo Alvin & The Chipmunks/ We watch things (Anthony Jeselnick: Thoughts and Prayers, Finders Keepers)/ Friday the 13th/ A fighting game we’d like to see

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The simple premise of the documentary, FINDERS KEEPERS, is intriguing; a man buys a smoker at an auction and finds a human leg inside.

But the movie is about so much more than that.

Check it out.

 
 
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The Miserable Retail Slave Show "86. Live Nude Trees"

This week on the podcast: Funerals: the most awkward thing/ Adulting/ Seeing the leaves change/ teaching kids with dancing tampon videos/ The Average Person/ Missed Connections



                    -Randy
 
 
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The Miserable Retail Slave show, "85. Clavicle Up"

This week: Adult Haunted Houses/ Ghosts aren't scary these days/ It's too easy to take a selfie/ Nasally voices/ Hunter fends off bear by shoving his arm down its throat/ Rating people on the Peeple app/ Donald Trump vs. Keith Richards vs. Montgomery Burns/ Colonel Sanders meets The Flash/ The Maxi-Pad Bandit/ Yahoo Answers/ Missed Connections

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  • Speaking of super villains, a California man dubbed 'The Maxi-Pad Bandit,' decided to rob a store wearing a mask made of feminine wear.
  • Popular Halloween costume this year?

  • Also, tell your friends to listen and download to this show! It's the right thing to do!
                    -Randy
 
 

Miserable Retail Slave, Episode 82: "Who Caresses Forearms?"

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This week on the show: Scratch off ticket/ Beaver tails/ eating Mr Ed/ Scenario/ Meeting the dad/ Best in the Midwest/ Pooductivity/ It Never Stops/ Playing with people’s hair/ Rattlesnake selfie/bear beer snob/ the incident



  • When we discussed the scenario of what you would do if you ever ran over a sasquatch, Tommy brought up this scene from Harry and the Hendersons. Of course if you were born after 1990, you PROBABLY have no clue what he was even talking about. Check out the scene he referenced below:
  • This week, we talked about Pooductivity, a new app that allows users to communicate with other users who are currently on the toilet. TECHNOLOGY.
  • The Guardian, "There's an App For Messaging Someone Who's Sitting on the Loo"
  • Actual quote from the developers of the app: “Think of it as a magical place where people from around the globe can anonymously meet to enjoy their time of zen, peace and quite together, by conversing, philosophising and sharing ideas with each other.
    You can add friends, have group chats or simply enjoy a 1 on 1 conversation... it is so much better and more entertaining then simply reading the back of a shampoo bottle.”
  • "The Man With The Bionic Penis" - Don't worry, the link is suitable for work. No pics of his Robo-dick.

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Every week we feature exclusive content from the show. This week, we answer the question that's been on everyone's mind: Do centaurs poop human poops or horse poops?

Plus, Tommy butchers the name of a popular Star Wars character.

  • Every week, we are known for randomly breaking out into song. Why? Who can tell. This is the playlist from this week.
  • Also, tell your friends to listen and download to this show! It's the right thing to do!
                    -Randy