Miserable Retail Slave podcast: S05E29. “Plywood Apologies”

  This week, Randy witnesses an epic attempt at a public apology from a man who did a woman wrong. Hear all about this panicked Romeo’s plywood apology and whether or not it could possibly work. Do ever have someone repeat the same annoying question to you every single day? That’s the problem that has Read More …

Miserable Retail Slave podcast: S05E28. “Tasty Poison”

Real life vampire scares/ March for vampire rights/ those magical phones/ That time Randy saw a flying vampire man as a kid/ Halloween episode/ love of candy corn/ Tommy gets excited for Milk Duds/ Such a sexy neanderthal/ chasing those fears/ childhood fears/ Remembering being born/ Do you believe in the afterlife/ The most snarky Read More …

Miserable Retail Slave podcast: S05E27. “Joe Khaki and The Infinite Misery”

These morning rituals? Can’t join the rat race/ Waterbeds/ Winning with some wimming/ Miserable Morning Ritual Slave/ A license to marry/ James Bond of the marriage/ New format/ Mondays/ The face of Ugh Life/ Poetry Nook/ trucker s camp at Wal-Mart/ Joe Khaki and The Infinite Misery/ Body Juices/ trucker s camp at Wal-Mart/ Gross Read More …

Miserable Retail Slave podcast: S05E26. “Podcast Bachelor Party”

In this episode, we do the thing that you’re supposed to right before your good chum gets married…it’s a BACHELOR PARTY for Tommy…but in podcast form. Featuring special appearances by: Juliette Miranda & David the Producer from “The Unwritable Rant” podcast, TRB from “Welcome to Rantyville”, Nick from “Epic Film Guys”, Jake and Tom from Read More …

Unlikely Comic Crossovers: The Hulk vs. Hulk Hogan

This is a feature that will take a look at the odd, wacky, and stupid crossovers that have randomly occurred for one reason throughout comic book history.  When you hear the word “Hulk,” chances are your pop culture mind will flash to either The Incredible Hulk (“Hulk Smash”) or The Immortal Hulk Hogan (“brother, brother, Read More …

Miserable Retail Slave podcast S05E23: “Cigarettes and Sunsets”

In this episode, come navigate the peaks and valleys of life as Randy discovers he’s becoming a wrinkled old raisin. The rants come flying in this episode as the first annual airing of grievances is unleashed upon an unsuspecting world. Plus, Randy has a missed connection of his own and Tommy talks about how he Read More …

Miserable Retail Slave podcast S05E22. “Strangerine”

MC Whopper/ Overly happy retail workers/ Nathan, The Best Gas Station Attendant in the World/ a ball of drugs/ that time someone almost got sold meth/ the nose ring power of fable/ closing the pool/ fake and sarcastic retail/ food tremors/ Call your hotlines, kids/ Tommy’s new haircut/ the wolf man of paris, france/ Honey Read More …

Miserable Retail Slave. S05E12. “Cup of Bugs”

This week, we welcome The Ranty Bastard of “The Retail Rant” podcast. He has an announcement about the future of that show and you guys will be the first to hear it. Also, find out what happened with that online dating message sent last week. Is THE ONE actually The One…or is there a new Read More …

Miserable Retail Slave. S05E11. “Did He Get The Ribs?”

This week, we come up with a new catchphrase for a bad date – “getting the ribs.” We also create a new online dating app called Gettin’ Randy and engage in all sorts of online dating nonsense. We send a message on the podcast to a deserving lass on an online dating site and dub Read More …

Miserable Retail Slave. S05E10. “Shoot Your Shot 2k17”

This week, Randy and Tommy talk about the aftermath of last week’s brutally honest episode. Should Randy get a second chance or is it time to revisit the “Wait It Out” movement? Time is short, so it’s time to shoot your shot. Plus, Randy talks about the struggle to give up sugar and Tommy discusses Read More …